Men's
unexplained silence on their role in pregnancy
The
males are missing.
Have
you noticed their odd absence from talks of Roe v. Wade? It seems like nobody
is aware that they account for half of the genetic material. Are they
"fishing" now?
We're
hearing...crickets, except a few gloomy references to some enigmatic rapist who
a young woman may or may not be related to down in Back Acne, Arkansas.
(While
we're talking about insects, researchers claim that male crickets scream
"loud repeating choruses at night" to attract females for mating.
Ugh. Even female insects make an effort to "be pleasant," but they
ought simply just to exclaim, "Seriously? Metallica? Would learn a little
Harry Connick Jr. hurt you?
Acting
kindly. We frequently fall victim to it. because females suffer from the
onerous need for acceptance that men do not. ...or we did. Finally, mercifully,
that might be consigned to "back then." We are now furious and
searching for the men.
He
notices Bass Pro Shop up ahead, and they've vanished as quickly as they do when
you want to go to Anthropologie. Byeeeeeeeee.
Have
all the males who are childbearing age been caught up in the Rapture? No, that
is not the case. They can be seen wandering around, conversing, and at night,
singing loud, repetitious melodies.
The
Supreme Court's ruling was erroneously justified and discriminatory against
expectant mothers rather than their spouses. Before I would trust those toadies
in grad gowns, I would trust a Bojangle's Chicken Supreme to make a decision.
The
men, where are you? Do women suddenly begin to procreate on their own, like a
swarm of green flies?
The
only references to the man's responsibilities during conception are in memes
that call for invoicing his insurance for half of all medical costs and for
child support starting at the first heartbeat.
I'm
not referring to the men who are protesting and standing behind women because
they suddenly lost the ability to control their own bodies. I'm referring to
those who father children before splitting. It's hardly a brand-new issue, I
grant you, but the repeal of Roe v. Wade has changed the conversation
completely.
I'm
pregnant, she said.
"May
the Lord open," he said.
"Wait,"
she said. What?”
"Blessed
be the fruit," he said.
She
said, "The state has control of my body. You weren't even given the Covid
shot.
My
body, my choice, he said. Duh.”
People
jokingly say that if guys could become pregnant, they could simply go to an ATM
and have an abortion. (Which only serves to reinforce my conclusion that their
bank must not be quite as bad as mine. not available. Again.)
The
WOMAN, her doctor, and anybody who so much as provides the WOMAN with the name
of a provider may all be arrested depending on the severity of cruelty in your
own state.
She
currently has the same privileges as her sister greenflies, which are none.
When it comes to unalienable rights, she is not even in the top third. The
Constitution is no longer useful. We cling to a text that was drafted when
there were muskets, no voting rights for minorities or women, and slavery.
The
Constitution is comparable to a dress with pockets that you can't donate
because it is so cosy. But it's worn out, dirty, ripped, and hopelessly out of
date.
The
males may be aching for their girlfriends, wives, sisters, and daughters
despite their absence from any of these conversations about forced pregnancy
and the ramifications of jail time even in cases of rape and incest.
When
you don't have any stake in the outcome, the pain is of a different nature. If
they can dress in suits covered in decals like NASCAR drivers, maybe they'll
find their voice. The obnoxious logos of Sony, Dick's Sporting Goods, and
Amazon would stick out because they all promise to support women.
The
men would at least be visible then.